BUSH ATTACKS OBAMA FOR TRYING TO EXPLOIT ‘OUR REDNECKS’
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON – In a scathing speech, President Bush attacked Barak Obama for the comments he made last Friday about economic conditions making certain working class Americans bitter. “How dare Obama pick on our folks for thumping guns and shooting bibles in times of trouble. Us Republicans have the God given exclusive right to use these people to catapult the propaganda and pass our agenda. If these rednecks were supposed to be used by them Democrats,” the President said, “they would be called blue necks, now wouldn’t they? The American people must understand that its as un-American as not wearing a flag lapel to look down on these hick people like Obama did.” Bush concluded by saying, “Barak shouldn’t act like he is above everybody and above the law as the only person who can do that is the decider.”

“Without the support of these uneducated frightened people that Obama was being elitist about,” said Clark Monahan of the Heritage foundation, “the Republicans couldn’t get elected to pass tax breaks for the ultra rich, privileged and other very important friends of theirs.” “These basic sub-humans vote for us because they want to be like us,” said Vice President Dick Cheney, “you know, be able to have a few beers, torture something and then shoot someone in the face and get away with it.”

“I can’t believe how elitist Obama is,” said former President George Herbert Walker Bush, “the next thing you know the Senator from Illinois will get his no good son into an Ivy League school, get the kid into a cush National Guard unit to avoid serving in McCain’s hundred year war, so the spoiled kid can get drunk and ruin everything he touches. Now that’s elitist.”

Barak Obama has since apologized, saying he was trying to point out that thirty years of bad economic policy, under Reagan, Bush and Clinton including the adoption of NAFTA have caused loss of jobs and security which leads to frustration. Hillary Clinton, who had earlier attacked Obama over his statements, had to defend her initial support of NAFTA under her husband’s Administration saying she had misspoken back then due to the stress of being under sniper fire.