MEDIA MISTAKENLY REPORTS GORE WINS NOBEL PEACE PRIZE AWARDED TO DICK CHENEY
By R J Shulman
STOCKHOLM, Sweden – Vice President Dick Cheney has called for a full scale investigation of “the liberal media,” that mistakenly reported that the winner of this year’s Nobel Peace Prize was Al Gore. “We have made progress on finding who leaked the wrong information to the press which has only emboldened our enemy,” the Vice President said. “Our progress in finding the guilty parties,” Cheney continued, “is the result of us traveling to the dark side, if you will and I can assure you the Noble Prize Committee is in its final throes.”

“The Vice President earned the Peace prize by terrifying everyone so much that they’re scared to cause unrest,” said an unnamed spokesman for the Vice President, “and there will be more lasting peace as soon as Dick consolidates his bold vision of world dominance.”

“I am the most proudest of our Dick for winning the Nobels Prize for the peace,” said President George Bush, “everyone knows war is peace. Too bad those war monger peaceniks cheaticated him out of the statuesque statue of the peace prize.”

While there is no clear indication yet on what made for the reporting error. The Post Times Sun Dispatch has learned that the Noble Award committee may have confused, Al Gore’s “An Inconvenient Truth,” to Dick Cheney’s movie about endless war called “An inconvenient Troops.”

“If you want some global warming,” said Dick Cheney addressing a group of Generals at gathered to discuss the United States nuclear weapon capability, “I’ll give you some fricken’ global warming.”