BILL O’REILLY TO TEACH BLACK STUDIES AT BOB JONES UNIVERSITY
By R J Shulman

GREENVILLE, S.C. – Starting next spring, Fox TV talk show host Bill O’Reilly will be teaching several black studies courses at Bob Jones University in this quiet South Carolina town. “After his successful dinner at Sylvia’s Restaurant, a black owned eating establishment in Harlem,” said Bob Jones University President Stephen B. Jones, “we knew we could use his expertise to teach our students all about African Americans.”

“I am pleased to be able to bring my vast trove of humble knowledge of black people to the mostly white student body of Bob Jones,” O’Reilly said. “I especially look forward the course I will teach about the Revolutionary war, where Crispus Attucks, the first African American to fight for America’s freedom stood up in Boston Harbor and said, ‘lets throw the MF tea in the bay!’ right before the Red Coats put a cap in his ass.”