UN DECLARES 'DICTATOR DAY'; AHMADINEJAD AND BUSH TO SPEAK
by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an move that has some doubting whether democracy is on the march, UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon announced a special day for some of the better known tyrants to address the UN General Assembly. "We have been hearing second hand from these stongmen, thugs, and war lords," said Ki-moon, "that I think it would be of service for our members to hear what these despots want to spew forth directly from the horses' mouths."

"There are some amazing similarites between the two men," said world political analist Charles W. Blackman of the Vel Matre, Maryland Illiad Institute, "Ahmedinejad is expected to deny the Holloaust, while Bush will deny evolution. Ahmedinejad will say there are no gays in Iran and Bush will wish there were none in the US."

"I don't know who to be more afraid of," Mel Cuttler, a 37 year old barber said while cutting hair in his shop on East 42nd Steet, "the madman who is trying to get nuclear weapons or the one who has them already."