BUSH TO RELEASE ALBUM TO BENEFIT VICTIMS OF KATRINA, IRAQ, MINNEAPOLIS BRIDGE COLLAPSE, HOUSING CRISIS, JOB LOSS AND HUNTING ACCIDENTS
By R J Shulman
HOLLYWOOD, Ca – President George W. Bush announced today that he and some special friends will record a CD of songs to benefit the victims of Hurricane Katrina, Iraq, the I-35 bridge collapse, as well as people who lost their homes due to foreclosures, those who lost jobs to overseas workers, and anyone who’s face got blown off in hunting accidents. “Thanks to the tax and spend Democrats,” Bush said, strumming the same guitar he played while Hurricane Katrina slammed into the Gulf Coast, “who destroyicated our treasury of money, it is up to the decider, commander guy to have to raise what I can to help folks who have not learned that God helps those that help themselves, like my buddies who have helped themselves with those lucrativitory no bidding contracts.”

The album opens with Bush singing REO Speedwagon’s “Riding the Storm Out” and ends with his duet with Vice President Dick Cheney on “We Are the World - No Really, We Are the World.” Other highlights include Dick Cheney’s version of Jr. Walker’s “Shotgun, (shoot ‘em ‘fore they run)” and the Neocon Chorus singing John Lennon’s “Give Peace a Chance.” “For a commie, that Lennon could sure write a tune that can live through the ages,” said outgoing Presidential Press Secretary Tony Snow, “Bush and his posse only had to change one world of the song – they changed the word ‘peace’ to ‘war’ to make it just perfect for today’s world.”