CONTROVERSY OVER BIN LADEN TAPE: IS IT OSAMA OR OBAMA?
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK – In a controversial report to be aired on the Fox News Network, Brit Hume will announce that “Fox experts have studied the latest tape supposedly from Osama Bin Laden and have concluded that the speaker is really Obama of the Barak kind. We are almost 95% certain that the speaker threatening the United States is the Democratic Presidential hopeful from Illinois,” Brit will announce, “but there is a 5% chance the figure in the video is Hillary Clinton.” A Fox News spokesman said, “Fox will report to you that the enemy on the tape is either Osama or Hillary, and then you can decide.”

This will be a rare incident where Fox News differs from the White House position, say media experts. President Bush insists that the speaker on the tape is indeed Osama Bin Laden. “I don’t look for him anymore because he is irreverent and don’t mean a molehill of beans,” the President said. “Accept of course for the fact he mentioned Iraq on the tape, proving it was Iraq responsible for the 911 attacks which oceans couldn't protect us against, so we need to stay in Iraq listen to the generals with their boots in the air over there rather than some Washington politicians over here.”