BUSH ON KATRINA ANNIVERSARY: NO ONE KNEW THE LEVIES WOULD STILL BE BROKEN TWO YEARS LATER

by R J Shulman

NEW ORLEANS, La - Vowing continued support, the President said that help was on the way for a city still reeling from the effects of Hurricane Katrina, even if the help had to go through Iraq first. "I can report some progress for the families of New Orleans," Bush said, "Karl Rove and Alfredo Gonzales will be spending more time with their families and you can tell your families that Senator Larry Craig is not gay."

The President, who said that no one could have known the levies would still be broken, was unsure of when the levies would be repaired. "Rest assuredly," he said, "we will fight the hurricanes over here in New Orleans so they don't follow us home to Washington because the oceans no longer protect us from the OBGYNs who practice their love on women all across this great land of ours." "With this speech, the President ," said Presdential Press Secretary Tony Snow, "has shown true leadership and a clear plan for New Orleans."