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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

CIA PREDICTS TERRORIST ATTACK ON SEPTEMBER 11TH: WARNING ON THAT DAY THE ADMINISTRATION WILL RELEASE PATRAEUS REPORT
by R J Shulman

Washington - In a story leaked to the Post-Times-Sun-Dispatch, an unnammed CIA spokesman said that the Patreous Report, which will actually be written by the Bush administration, will be released to congress. "The report will terrorize the American people," the spokesman said, "by saying that if we don't keep fighting them over there in Iraq, they will come over here." "It will say that ocean's no longer protect us, and that terrorist will marry our sisters."


"The worst thing is that this terror will be spread by the media," said senior analyst Charles Franklin, "so no American will be safe from this increase in terror." "The only thing we have to fear," said President Bush "is the lack of fear itself."

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