BUSH TO VETO CHILREN’S HEALTH BILL SAYING “CHILD NEEDS TO REMAIN FETUS FOR GOVERNEMNT PROTECTION”
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Bush is set to veto a bill passed by the House that would add $35 billion expansion of the popular children’s health insurance program. “The high costification of this bill,” the President said, “would take precious resources of monies away from us protecting the unborn life, includicating all them stem cell snowflakes. Besides we need the money to give them Democracy or give them death in Iraq. I think it was John Henry who penned that phrase of writing in Revolutionary times.”

Even though the House passed the measure by a wide 265-159 margin, it is not veto proof. “It’s about kids. Who could be against children’s healthcare?” said an exasperated, Representative Ray LaHood of Illinois, who supported the bill.

“The President is right to concentrate of the protection of the unborn,” said Presidential Press Secretary Dana Perino, “as we all know, its children, not innocent fetuses who drop out of school, join gangs, take drugs and commit crimes. To that end,” Perino continued, “the President is introducing a bill to make women have to carry the unborn not for just nine months, but for the entire life of the mother.”