FRED THOMPSON DEBATES WHETHER OR NOT HE WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT
By R J Shulman
DEARBORN, Mich – While the other Republican Presidential hopefuls will debate the issues, Fred Thompson will use today’s TV debate to decide if he wants the role of President. “I am not sure,” said Thompson, “that with all the power wielded by Dickie [Cheney], that the role of President will be big enough for me.”
“This is disgusting,” said Rudy Giuliani, holding a bull horn with a logo “9-11 - we will never forget America’s Mayor,” “that a candidate will shamefully use previous appearances on TV for political purpose.”
“This is plain disgusting,” said Senator John McCain, “that this Freddy-come-lately is beating me in the polls even though I have been running for over a decade.”
By R J Shulman
DEARBORN, Mich – While the other Republican Presidential hopefuls will debate the issues, Fred Thompson will use today’s TV debate to decide if he wants the role of President. “I am not sure,” said Thompson, “that with all the power wielded by Dickie [Cheney], that the role of President will be big enough for me.”
“This is disgusting,” said Rudy Giuliani, holding a bull horn with a logo “9-11 - we will never forget America’s Mayor,” “that a candidate will shamefully use previous appearances on TV for political purpose.”
“This is plain disgusting,” said Senator John McCain, “that this Freddy-come-lately is beating me in the polls even though I have been running for over a decade.”
“This is plain disgusting,” said Mitt Romney.
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