BUSH DECLARES 12 YEAR OLD GRAEME FROST ENEMY COMBATANT
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Bush declared that Graeme Frost the 12 year old who spoke out against President’s veto of the SCHIP children’s insurance bill, is an enemy combatant and will be shipped off to an unknown location. “I am staying the course to keep the fighting over there in Iraq,” the President said, “and this spoiled kid is bringing the fighting over here where oceans can no longer protect us.” “This traitorous kid is speaking out against the President in a time of war,” said Presidential Press Secretary Dana Perino, “so it is for America’s safety that he will soon be cooling his heels in Gitmo, Egypt or some other detention center that doesn’t exist.”

“We know he is a terrorist,” said a White House spokesperson, “because he had a chance to distance himself from Al Qaeda and Move-On.org, but decided to criticize the Commander in Chief instead.” “It is my understanding,” said Vice President Dick Cheney, “that little Graeme is in his final throes.”