DALLAS SUBURB TO HOUSE GEORGE W BUSH LIBRARY
By R J Shulman
UNIVERSITY PARK, Tex. The Prospect of a George W. Bush Library got a big boost as this suburb, twenty miles north of Dallas voted to donate a piece of land to house the structure. The triangle of land, located near the town’s landfill should be large enough to house the new library. “We only needed a small space, as the library will initially house one volume, My Pet Goat,” said R. Gerald Turner, President of nearby Southern Methodist University, who will be coordinating the project.

“Since the library will be the size of the traditional outhouse,” said Raymond Miller, University Park mayor, “it will actually be a functioning outhouse, with the user being able to read My Little Goat while relieving themselves.”

The library will allow for some future expansion as there will be a section for a series of books in the My Pet Scapegoat series. “The first new book will be about Scooter Libby,” said a beaming President Bush, “then one about “Yellow Cake” Colin Powel, “Don’t Know Nothing”Donald Rumsfeld and one on that gal, Misty England who tortured them dangerous naked Iraqis terrorists with them dogs a whips.”

“He just can’t wait for the building to begin for the ultimate legacy of his Presidency,” said Laura Bush, “ because he will get to personally clear the brush before they begin to build the library.”

“I’ll get to use my libary first,” said Bush “As I never got to finish that goat book because I was interrupted by that thing that happened in New York with them crashing planes and all.”