BUSH ON IRAQ: YOU’VE BEEN PUNK’Dby R. J. Shulman
HOLLYWOOD - In its season finale, Ashton Kutcher, host of the MTV show Punk’d announced that the object of the surprise practical joke was none other than President Bush who was goaded into invading Iraq. The popular show arranges for an unsuspecting celebrity to be caught by surprised by a practical joke put together by their close friends and the Punk’d staff.
“This was our best one yet,’ said Kutcher who could hardly contain his laughter, “it beat telling Bill Gates that his little empire was about to be brought to its knees by Y2K.”
“Georgie really believed it when I told him Iraqis would greet American Soldiers with flowers,” said an amused Condoleezza Rice. “And he didn’t bat an eye when I told him our troops would be fully ready for the operation, complete with full armor,” quipped former Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld. "And those weapon of mass destruction, especially the Yellow cake from Niger," said former Secretary of State Colin Powell, unable to stifle his laughter.
“What a dunce,” said Vice President Dick Cheney from his bunker in an undisclosed location, “he took it hook line and sinker when I said the insurgency was in its final throes.” “I got him the best," said former Army General Josh Oppensteyer, “when I told him that major combat operations in Iraq were over. The little shrub just couldn’t wait to put on a flight suit, stuff his pants with a zuccini and repeat those very words under a big 'mission accomplished' banner on an aircraft carrier.”
When the joke was revealed to the President, unlike most celebrities who have been good natured about being “punk’d,” Bush shouted, “You can’t decide on the decider. See how funny you think it is when I invade Iran.”
posted by R.J. Shulman @ 8:08 AM
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Hello RJ and all,
Remember that those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Consequently, if we fail to force these scoundrels to face the Truth and Justice necessary to end such evil, similar scenarios are guaranteed to occur again and again in the future.
The pivotal import of Yellow Cake, False Flags, & "Big Time" Evil
Remember that those who ignore history are doomed to repreat it. Consequently, if we fail to force these scoundrels to face the truth and justice necessary to end such evil, this scenario is guaranteed to occur again in the future.
The combination of George Tenet's book, At the Center of the Storm, Eisner & Royce's The Italian Letter and the books and research of many others in recent years now provides enough of a foundation for everyone to finally discern that 9:11 was a "false flag" operation against both the American public and the Muslim world. Likewise, the uncanny synchronicity of Al Qaeda's videos and other activities perfectly timed to reinforce and support the Bush/Cheney administration's political needs coupled with the actions of the Bush admin actually serving to strengthen Al Qaeda's position, now makes perfect sense. The apparent mistakes and chaos that have characterized the Iraq war, the easily prevented resurgence of the Taliban, and permitting Bin Laden to escape Tora Bora to a safe haven in Pakistan all fit the same pattern. It's hard to maintain a state of continuous war if you allow your made-to-order enemies to be defeated too early. It is likewise hard to remain a "war president" if your wars end too soon!
The letterhead used to forge the "Yellowcake letter" that was then used to help "sell" the Iraq war was stolen in Rome on 1/1/2001, more than nine months before 9:11 and before Little W. became president. Consequently, the use of the "Yellow-Cake Lie" was obviously discussed and planned before then! The import of this fact is that the Niger embassy in Rome was burglarized, before Bush became president, to lay the groundwork for the web of deception used to sell the Iraq War, after 9:11. More importantly, it is highly unlikely that the Iraq war could ever have been sold to the American public, without something like 9:11 happening first. Any excuses of other uses for the stolen letterhead are laughable since the letterhead burglary would have been pointless, without 9:11. This evidences foreknowledge of those attacks, a full nine months before they occurred, among other things!
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Seven Star Hand,
You may be a little long winded, but you pose very intersting questions and make very intriguing connecitons. I agree with you and others who have long believed that ignorance dooms us to repeat the evil actions of the past and to suffer the consequences. The most frightening aspect of this to me is that each time the results are more disasterous than the last.
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