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Thursday, March 29, 2007

MARK MCGWIRE STATUE SCULPTOR CHARGED WITH USING STEROIDS
By R J Shulman

WRIGHT CITY, Mo. - A bronze statue forged to honor slugger Mark McGuire has yet to see the light of day, due to allegations that sculptor Harry Weber may have used steroids when he crafted the statue. The St. Louis Cardinals commissioned the statue in 2002 after McGwire broke Roger Maris’ 37 year-old home run record in the 1998 season.

At the time the statue was created,” said Cardinals president Mark Lamping, “it was a slam dunk that Weber’s statue would be proudly displayed with other Cardinal legends outside of Busch Stadium. But that all changed when Weber was evasive in testimony to Congress about his alleged steroid use when he cast the bronze.”

“I don’t know why they are picking on me,” said Weber from his rural Missouri workshop, surrounded by several statues of famous hunting dogs, “Baseball didn’t ban sculptors of famous ball players from using steroids until last year.”

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