CHENEY GETTING READY FOR HIS NEXT FACE OFF

By R. J. Shulman

CODI, WYOMING – In an exclusive interview on KODI radio, Vice President Dick Cheney told local talk show host Buck Chambers that he was preparing for his next “face off," as the Vice President put it, “to happen any time soon.” “My buddy, Harry Whittington was just practice,” the VP said, “so the next face I aim at will really get blown away.”

“The problem I’m having,” said Cheney, “is that after this election debacle, there are plenty of people to blame. I just can’t decide which face goes first.” During the interview, Cheney was called by President Bush who asked him what to do about the out of control ‘comma’ in Iraq. “First, get your sorry ass to Viet Nam like you should have done in the sixties, and tell them you are going to finish the job that uncle Tricky Dick didn't do,” the Veep told him, “and if you make it back, you and me will go hunting.”