HILTON, W TO EXCHANGE JOBS
By R.J. Shulman
P-T-S-D Entertainment Reporter

HOLLYWOOD – In a move that shocked her fans, Paris Hilton will be changing jobs with George W. Bush. “I’ve tried most other things that can get you in the limelight,’ Paris said, sporting a snazzy navy blue power suit, “so why not try the Presidency.”

“She got the idea from watching the reality show, ‘Wife Swap,’” said long time pal, Nicole Ritchie, who paused to throw up on reporters, “She thought, ‘how can the country be worse off with me in the Oval Office?’”

“They are kind of like twins in a way,” said Diane Sawyer of ABC-TV, “they both rose to prominence based upon the exploits of their parents and are both utterly without talent.” Sawyer added, “They both are against the death tax, and both have faced DWIs.”

“Paris is in for a shocker,” said George W. Bush, “clearing brush on a ranch while trying to torture people with human dignity all over the world is not a piece of picnic.” But media insiders believe that Paris will have no trouble, as she has already tortured people worldwide with the release of her recent Warner Brothers album. “Bush may have the more difficult task,” said one unnamed celebrity reporter, “as he will have to make a sex tape that someone would want to watch.”