SMITH AUTOPSY: ANNA NICOLE DIED OF ACCIDENTAL NEWS OVERDOSE
by R. J. Shulman
DANIA BEACH, Fla - Playboy Playmate, Anna Nicole Smith died of an accidental news overdose, authorities said Monday. Broward County Medical examiner Joshua Perper said Smith died of “acute Paparazzingits, brought on by her continued exposure to the news media.”

“She just never got over the news coverage of her son’s death,” Perper said. “Basically she was hounded to death.” Friends say that at least Anna Nicole was spared the media circus surrounding her untimely demise. “She would have croaked all over again, kinda of like a Déjà vu death,” said her mother, Virgie Arthur.

“Such coverage in its extreme can cause severe depression, sudden weight gain and even death,” said Dr. Chip Walls, a forensic toxicologist for the Miller School of Medicine at the university of Miami. “Just look at what happened to Princess Diana.”

Friends of Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Brittany Spears and Jennifer Aniston have expressed fears for their health. “Madonna may be just one child adoption story away from death,” said Katic Couric of CBS news. “And I’ll be just the right person to report the exclusive coverage.”