NEW ALABAMA LAW SHIELDS ANYONE FROM MURDER CHARGE IF THEY KILLED IN THE NAME OF CHRIST

by R J Shulman

MONTGOMERY, Alabama – (PTSD – News Service) – Alabama has passed a law that provides complete protection from prosecution for murder for anyone who sincerely believed the person they killed was offensive to their deeply held religious beliefs.  “Who cares about gay cakes and bathroom doors that swing both ways when it’s good old killing for Christ that needs protection,” said Earl Bobby Probbit (R-Florence) commenting on why the recently passed laws in North Carolina and Mississippi did not go far enough.

The new law, called the Religious Right to Take a Life Act does not require a specific method of killing that would be acceptable but does suggest that drowning should be used for those suspected of witchcraft, beheading for those suspected of Islamic Terrorism and forcing someone to listen hours on end to Sarah Palin speeches if they are a suspected democratic socialist.