WITH PARTY FACING A GENDER GAP, ROMNEY OFFERS HIS BINDER FULL OF WOMEN TO GOP NOMINEE

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) -  With national polls showing the Republican presidential candidates lagging far behind either Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders with women voters, Mitt Romney has offered to help his party’s chances in November by offering his binder full of women to the eventual GOP presidential nominee.  However, his offer was met with less than enthusiasm from the two Republican delegate leaders.

Donald Trump said, “I don’t need help with women because I have the really big hands and the best words to attract women, but between me and lying Ted, whose name really isn’t Ted, I’ve done much better with the ladies as I have married three and he only one and I’m not saying looks should matter in a chick but let’s face they do and lying Ted, whose name really isn’t Ted married a woman so ugly that God is sorry he ever created Eve.”

Ted Cruz said if he used the binders it would only be for a short time, “because when I am president, I promise to take America back – back to a time before radical anti-Christians gave women the special right to vote, I mean just where in the bible did Jesus say that women could vote?” 

Current polls show that Donald Trump lags behind Hillary Clinton by 28 points with women voters and is behind Bernie Sanders by 26, while Ted Cruz is so far behind that 68% of women polled say if Cruz in elected president and they have to see and hear him for four years, they can guarantee they will never be able to sleep with a man again.