DESPERATE REPUBLICAN ELITE WANT TO FORCE BROKERED CONVENTION SO THEY CAN NOMINATE VLADIMIR PUTIN  

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) – Republican leadership, who have been doing all they can to derail front-runner Donald Trump, have hatched a plan to nominate Russian President Vladimir Putin.  “Putin is tough, looks good with his shirt off and best of all can stand up to President Obama,” said one GOP insider who asked to remain anonymous.

“Compared to the wimps we had running like Jeb, Rick Perry and that recently departed pants wetter Rubio, Putin is a real man who is not afraid to call Muslims Islamic terrorists and to publicly bash gays,” said Karl Rove.

Putin told The Post Times Sun Dispatch that he is considering the offer but under one condition, saying “please to lock up that most annoying of all women, Sarah Palin because I grow tired of her looking at Russia from her house.”