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Friday, February 19, 2016














FOX NEWS REPORTS OBAMA HEADED TO CUBA TO GET FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS

by R J Shulman

NEW YORK – (PTSD News Service) – Fox News said President Obama’s announced trip to Havana is confirmation of Fox’s long standing reports that Obama has been taking orders from Communist Cuba all along.  “Other than cigars and old cars, no one in their right American mind would go to Cuba except to consort with Communists,’ said Megyn Kelly, “and to my knowledge Obama does not smoke stogies in old Chevys.”

“The real reason he’s going to Cuba now,” said Bill O’Reilly, “is to nominate Fidel Castro to fill the vacant seat on the Supreme Court. “Thank God, our God-fearing majority in the Senate will block that shit,” O’ Reilly said, taking time away from writing his new book, Killing Justice Scalia.
Fox News also reported that some people say Obama plans to travel to Mecca so ISIS can train him on how to impose Sharia Law on America, but will first consort with Nazis hiding in the Bavarian Alps to learn how to take guns away from the American public so they can’t protect themselves against government tyranny. 


“We have it on good authority that Obama will complete his journey by traveling to the gates of hell to meet with his mentor, Satan,” Kelly said.  Josh Earnest, the President’s press secretary responded by saying that Obama had already been to hell when he visited Flint, Michigan. 

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