MISSING RUBIO FOUND IN CUBA – HE THOUGHT CALLS TO GET OUT MEANT FOR HIM TO LEAVE COUNTRY

by R J Shulman

HAVANA, Cuba – (PTSD News Service) – The mystery of Marco Rubio’s sudden disappearance has been solved.  The Florida Senator was found hiding out in the Playa neighborhood of Havana after believing that the numerous calls for him to get out of the Republican race for President were actually calls for him to get out of the country.

“Those small hands and wet pants of Donald Trump got me all confused,” Rubio said. “I heard people yelling at me to get the hell out, so I did.”  Rubio said he was unsure if he would return to the United States, “because if Trump or Cruz become president, America would become a real hell hole for Hispanics.”