TRUDEAU OBAMA CLASH OVER PROPOSED DEPORTATION OF TED CRUZ

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) – While President Barack Obama and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau appeared to have a cordial visit, it belied the fact that this was the most contentions visit of Canadians in Washington D C since the invasion and burning of the US Capital in 1814.  The flash point was whether Canada would accept Ted Cruz back after Obama signed the executive order to deport him.

The Post Times Sun Dispatch learned that Trudeau told Obama to “point you Cruz missile elsewhere as Canada was not about to re-embrace that hateful bastard whose violent nature and religious fundamentalist views were more suited to our gun-crazed neighbors to the south.”  Trudeau then refused Obama’s next offer which was to trade Cruz for Justin Bieber, although Trudeau said he was tempted.

Obama then threatened to build a wall between the US and Canada, saying it was necessary because, “the most dangerous Hispanic to ever enter the United States had crossed the border from the north rather than the south and we don’t need another Cruz.”  On this point they agreed, Trudeau welcoming the wall as it would be needed to protect Canada from hordes of Americans fleeing north if Cruz or Trump was elected president.

Trudeau finally suggested Obama use his newly improved relationship with Cuban leader Raul Castro to send Cruz back to his ancestral homeland.  However, Castro said, “no way, Jose, unless you send that pendejo to Guantanamo where he belongs.”