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Monday, March 07, 2016


by R J Shulman

NEW YORK – (PTSD News Service) - Fox News is reporting that Ray Tomlinson, who invented email and died on March 5th at 75, did not die of natural causes but was murdered by Hillary Clinton.  “It is obvious that she had motive because if Tomlinson had not invented email, she would not have been caught exposing top national security secrets on her private server,” said Fox’s Bill O’Reilly.  “She murdered Vince Foster for doing much less,” O’Reilly said, “so there is no doubt that serial killer Hillary is at it again.”

“There is a period of about three hours on the day Tomlinson died where Hillary was not making political speeches or talking to super delegates to rig the primaries,” said Sean Hannity, “so by unfailing logic there is no question she travelled to Waltham, Massachusetts and killed Tomlinson.”

The United States House of Representatives has voted along party lines to begin an investigation into Hillary Clinton’s involvement with Tomlinson’s death and will commence the investigation as soon as they complete their eleventh investigation into Hillary Clinton’s role in the attack on the US embassy in Benghazi and the investigation into the Hillary Clinton’s outrageous accusation that she is being attacked by a great right wing conspiracy.  


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