WORRIED ABOUT BILL TO END THEIR INSIDER TRADING, HOUSE VOTES THEMSELVES HUGE BONUSES

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON – (PTSD News Service) – Concerned that a bill called Stop Trading on Congressional Knowledge Act -- or STOCK Act that would curtail the current practice of members of congress using non-public knowledge to make personal investments, the House voted itself a $3.8 trillion dollar bonus to be split by the 535 members of the US House and Senate.  “The anti-capitalist, America hating Occupy Wall Street crowd has frightened some of the weaker members of the House into wanting to corrupt Congress into capitulating to laws that attack the American God-given right to earn and honest buck,” said House Minority Whip Eric Cantor (R-Va), who was able to temporarily derail the STOCK Act.  “Therefore, I have made sure that if this communist bill does pass, any losses suffered by those of us who tirelessly work to represent the American public would be counteracted by a special “protection bonus.”

Cantor and Darrell Issa (R-Calif.) who heads House investigations said they will begin to look closely at Rep. Louise Slaughter (D-NY) and Tim Walz (D-Minn) who sponsored the STOCK Act, “because we have credible evidence that they not only are responsible for allowing the Muslim terrorists to attack us on 9-11, but are entirely responsible for the bad economy as well as carrying out the assassination of President Kennedy,” Cantor said.