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Tuesday, December 06, 2011
GINGRICH TAPS COACH SANDUSKY TO HEAD HIS COMMITTEE TO REFORM
CHILD LABOR LAWS
YOUNG HARRIS, Georgia – (PTSD News Service) – In his bid to
be the GOP presidential candidate, Newt Gingrich unveiled an important part of
his “Contract with Kids” campaign by naming former Penn State assistant
football coach Jerry Sandusky to head his study group to reform laws that
restrict or prohibit child labor. “I
wanted someone who has first-hand knowledge that children are capable of
handling adult positions so they won’t be swayed by liberal anti-capitalist
propaganda about the need for child labor laws,” Gingrich said.
Sandusky held a news conference in which he said he was
happy that Gingrich had confidence in him and he would begin working on the
study committee as soon as he finished his autobiography, tentatively called
“From Penn State to State Pen: The Jerry Sandusky Story.”
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