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Tuesday, December 06, 2011













GINGRICH TAPS COACH SANDUSKY TO HEAD HIS COMMITTEE TO REFORM CHILD LABOR LAWS

YOUNG HARRIS, Georgia – (PTSD News Service) – In his bid to be the GOP presidential candidate, Newt Gingrich unveiled an important part of his “Contract with Kids” campaign by naming former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky to head his study group to reform laws that restrict or prohibit child labor.  “I wanted someone who has first-hand knowledge that children are capable of handling adult positions so they won’t be swayed by liberal anti-capitalist propaganda about the need for child labor laws,” Gingrich said.

Sandusky held a news conference in which he said he was happy that Gingrich had confidence in him and he would begin working on the study committee as soon as he finished his autobiography, tentatively called “From Penn State to State Pen: The Jerry Sandusky Story.”


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