CAIN ENDORSES GINGRICH: THAT MF CAN REALLY CONTROL HIS BITCHES

by R J Shulman

DERAIL CENTRE, Georgia – (PTSD News Service) – Herman Cain announced today that he is throwing his support behind Newt Gingrich for the GOP presidential nomination.  “I am impressed with Newt’s ability to keep the press away from his personal affairs with the ladies,” Cain said, “and him making one of his ex-wives sign divorce papers when she was sick in the hospital with cancer shows that he is not afraid to do what he thinks is right regardless of public opinion.”

Gingrich welcomed Cain’s support saying, “I won’t forget that boy’s hard work, so when I am the president, I will make sure to make Herman a White House ni..ahh..advisor.”

Now that he has suspended his campaign, Cain said the he plans to spend more time with his family, just as soon as he finishes a two year world-wide speaking tour that just came up.