WHAT AMERICA REALLY VOTED FOR BY THROWING OUT LIBERALS AND BRINGING IN THE TEA

by R J Shulman

GRAYSON, New Mexico - (PTSD News) Most pundits have moved on from what was the true meaning of the mid-term elections and are now busy focused on whether America is conservative enough to vote Brisol Palin to victory on Dancing with the Stars or whether George W. "he's reflective now, baby" Bush has rehabilitated himself with a plagiarized memior.

However, thanks to the tireless research of the crack Post Times Sun Dispatch staff, we want to present what liberals and conservatives (especially the Tea Party conservatives who took up most of the media spotlight) have stood for to reflect on the nature of the direction chosen by Americans thoughtful exercise of their right to participate in the democratic rebublic experiment called the United States of America.

What Liberals Have Brougt You ----What Tea Partiers Have Brought You

End of Slavery ---------------Picture signs of Obama with a bone in his nose

Breaking away from England------- Wearing funny hats

Medicare---------------Shouting down supporters of health care reform

Social Security----------------Wearing clothes with American flags on them

End of child labor-------------------Children carrying anti-gay signs

Anti-fascist anti-trust laws----Picture signs of Obama in a Nazi uniform

Women's right to vote-----Sarah Palin, Christine O'Donnell, Sharon Angle

Protection of environment----Wanting government boots of the neck of BP

Women's rights---------------------Putting boot on neck of woman protestor

Roads, bridges and other infrastructure------More funny hats

Consumer protection--------------Did we say derogotary pictures of Obama

Civil Rights------------------------Spitting on black congressmen

Public Education------------------Glenn Beck

Unemployment Insurance---------Legal tax evasion for the very rich

Religious freedom-----------------Crusade against ground zero mosque

Compassion-----------------------Even more funny hats and hateful signs

For those who voted, you have made your preferences clear- see above. For the many more who didn't vote, perhaps spured on by those like commedian John Stewart who beleived there is no real difference between the parties, you may want to look at the above list again and then revisit an old song, used by the struggling middle class against tyrannical bosses - Which side are you on boys, which side are you on.