GLENN BECK: OBAMA PARDONED A COMMUNIST TURKEY

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON - (PTSD News) - Glenn Beck claimed on his Fox Television show today, that President Barack Obama deliberately pardoned a Bolshevist bird. "The turkey Barack Hussein Obama set free is named Apple which is the record label of known Marxist John Lennon of the Beatles," Beck said wielding his chalk, "and it is no accident this turkey came from a farm in northern California, a hot bed of lesbian communism." Beck also pointed out the turkey was fed a diet of corn and soy, "a leftist vegitarian stew and anti-red blooded American meat and potato diet if I ever heard one."

Beck also warned Obama's action was just the first step of a sinister agenda. "You can bet your mother's eyes he will soon pardon George Soros, Stalin and both Karl and Groucho Marx. Don't be fooled, those glasses, fake mustache and cigar distraction were surely the disguise of a Russian spy."

Fox's Bill O'Reilly agreed. "And if you think Obama has done a good job of ruining Thanksgiving, wait until you see what he has planned for his war on Christmas."