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Monday, July 05, 2010

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON - (PTSD News) - House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) said it's time Americans stood up and took back America from the freeloaders collecting unmployment and take back the country from the homeless who get all the benefits yet try to make well off Americans feel guilty for being rich. Just because a few people are lazy and don't want to find jobs is no excuse for tax and spend Dempcrats to extend benefits. It only encourages people getting something for nothing. What is so ironic," Boehner concluded, "is that these are the same liberals in favor of the death tax on Americans who want to leave their billions to their heirs. Those children have worked hard for their inheritance."

Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) blamed the unemployed and homeless for "aiding and abetting the enemy Muslim terrorists by deliberately trying to make America look bad like some third world country that has to buy energy and things from other countries instead of being number one like we are." She also chided the poor and out of work for getting sick to "make our health care system look bad so Obama could shove his socialist health care on America."

Sharon Engle, trying to oust Harry Reid from his seat in Nevada said that this is an election about the good old American work ethic. "No one wants to take responsility and wants big government to do it for them," she said. "Like those workers on the Deepwater Horizon who deliberated got themselves killed so Obama and the big government liberals could shove more frivolous health and safety regulations on the oil industry."

Sarah Palin agreed that this election was important and that the homeless and out of work should stay out of the picture so they don't unfairly play on the hearstrings of Americans to get Democrats elected. "I wish these homeless would just do the right thing and go home."

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