CHENEY OFFERS TIP TO BUSH ON HOW TO KEEP DAUGHTER IN LINE

by R J Shulman

POINT BUNKER, Wyoming - (PTSD News) - "What do you think enhanced interrogation is for," said former Vice President Dick Cheney to George W. Bush, "You'd never see my Liz say anything as outrageous as your Barbara's comment on health care." Cheney, who briefly emerged from one of his favorite bunkers for the first time since the BP oil disaster was referring to 28 year-old Barbara Bush's statement on Fox News that she was glad that Obama's health care reform passed because "health care should be a right for everyone."

"I could never keep that one in line, heh-heh," said former President Bush,"but it's all waterboards under the bridge since I'm not the decider anymore." "Maybe if we spent more time teaching our little girl right from left," said Laura Bush, "we wouldn't be facing such tragic and embarrassing behavior from our daughter now."

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