BP WILL BE MAJOR ISSUE IN NOVEMBER ELECTION, BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON - (PTSD News) - Dr. Bernard Porter of the Brainard Pope Institute of Political Studies of Bradford, Pennsylvania says the BP issue will determine the outcome of the midterm elections this fall. "However, the real BP issue it will not be fear of the devistation of BP's oil spill, but fear of Brown People, as immigration worries will propel "get tough on Mexicans" candidates into office.

Immigration will not be the only non-oil BP issue that will have great impact, Porter says, as fear of a Black President will still hold sway at the polls as candidates will claim Obama wants to take away guns and God while forcing a gay agenda on America. "When Bush took unprecidented powers to spy on Americans and institute torture as a new American family value no one seemed to get all that upset, however Obama trying to extend health care to more Americans is," Porter said.

Even if people are still concerned about the oil spill," said Byron Pittson, of BP, "we will use another form of BP, Big Propaganda to get people to blame everything exept British Petroleum."

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