HISTORIAN SAYS OIL SPILL IS PAYBACK FOR REVOLUTIONARY WAR

by R J Shulman

OXFORD, England -(PTSD News) - British Historian Wilfred Lord Ramsay said the BP spill was no accident and was Merry Olde England's revenge toward the wayward colonies who broke away from the mother country at the end of eighteenth century. "It wasn't Dutch Shell who did this, it was British Petroleum," Ramsay said, noting that the spill is where the King's men were defeated by those crude colonists in 1815 who have practically destroyed the language and culture of Britain."

"If there are two things we Brits are known for," Ramsay said, "they are a stiff upper lip and a long memory." British Petroleum denies the spill was on purpose. "Of course, BP has denied just about everything so far, so anything is possible," said Charles W. Stinton of the EPA.

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