BUSH - NO REGRETS "I WOULD HAVE DEJA VUED ALL OVER AGAIN

by R J Shulman

GATED WHITE COMMUNITY, Texas (PTSD News) - Former President George W. Bush said today that in hindsight he learned, "that if you get the chance, you should make your most important mistakes all over again including torturing that Colored Sheikh Mohammed." Bush said his only regret was that he "didn't waterboardicate that Sheik long enough to get him to admit that Saddam Hussein was the 911 mastermind with stock piles of weapons of mass distruction that were ready to go off under the beds of Americans, and then waterboard him further until he would tell me who would win the World Series for the next ten years."

Bush said he was proud of his presidency and would invade Iraq and Afghanistan all over again to "kill all those people to save their lives." Bush also admitted he was a deeply religious man who "prayed to God real hard before every decision and kept praying until God agreed with my decision."

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