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Saturday, December 05, 2009

by R J Shulman
SIOUX CITY, Iowa (PTSD News) - Sarah Palin took one step closer to announcing she will seek the Republican presidential nomination in 2012 when she told supporters she was not surprised Mike Huckabee's political career suffered a major blow. When he was governor of Arkansas, Huckabee granted clemency to Maurice Clemmons, who allegedly killed four policeman in Washington State. "I had no doubt," Palin said, "that He would listen to me and my prayer group when we asked for Huck's luck to run out."

"We asked the good Lord to smite Mike, so our Sarah could be the front runner with the righteous voters," said Marjorie Spack, a member of Plain's prayer group. "We got our idea to use the power of healing prayer to bring down Huckabee from Rush Limbaugh who said he prayed Obama would fail," said Spack's daughter, Roxeena. "And look how that foreign born White House Muslim's approval ratings have plummeted. Now, that is surely the work of God."

Huckabee told Sean Hannity of Fox the release of Maurice Clemmons was entirely the fault of his predecessor Bill Clinton "who appointed all those Godless liberals to the Arkansas parole board who recommended Clemmons be granted clemency." "I hate to see this happen to a good man like Mike, but he should have known forgiveness is the province of God and not that of a governor," said TV evangelist Pat Robertson, "I only hope after shooting those policeman and before he died, Maurice Clemmons took Jesus as his savior so he could go to heaven."

"This bad upsetting tragedy happened because Arkansas is kind of backwards and doesn't fryicate prisoners until they're killed dead, like I did in Texas," said former president George W. Bush.

When told she was still far behind most other potential presidential candidates in the polls, Palin said, "Well, I guess it looks like we've got a lot of praying to do."

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