GRAYSON INTRODUCES BILL TO FORCE CONGRESS TO PUT ITS MOUTH WHERE ITS HEALTH CARE IS
by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON - (PTSD News) - Controversial Democratic Florida Representative Alan Grayson has introduced a bill in the House to make it the law that if a Representative or Senator votes against the public option, they will automatically lose their government health plan. "Here we have people who enjoy one of the best health plans in the country all paid for by public taxes, and yet they will be voting against a public option for the people they represent," Grayson said. "It's time this hypocrisy stops now."

Republicans and right-wing Democrats have condemned the bill, calling it everything from the first step toward Nazism to the work of the anti-Christ. "How dare this monster Grayson try and take away the health care we earned by getting elected," said Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, "the next thing you know Grayson will try and reverse those raises we voted for ourselves." "Now I'm going to have to make the choice between giving up my health insurance company funding if I vote for a public option or giving up my government heath care if I vote against it," said Senator Joe Lieberman, "this sounds like Communistic blackmail to me."

"There must be House rules against this sort of thing," said Representative Joe Wilson of South Carolina who was cited for shouting "you lie" at President Obama. "Grayson should be censured for trying to take the silver spoon out of my children's mouths," said Representative Eric Cantor of Virginia.

"I must admit Grayson has a good strategy," said Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, "now if we can convince those tea-baggers, birthers, tenthers and everyone else who's angry that the blame for all that's wrong does not lie at the feet of a black president, Muslims or gays, but with the corprotists who are really screwing them, then we really would be making progress."

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