NOT ALL BELIEVE OBAMA IS PRESIDENT
by R J Shulman
PLANTATION, Florida (PTSD News) Last November, Americans and people the world over celebrated a harbinger of change, the election of Barak Obama, the first black president of the United States. But just as some people believe the moon walk was fake, not everyone is convinced that Barak Obama is really the president. In a new book, Look Who's Coming to the White House, Robert James Pickford, claims that Barak Obama not only wasn't elected president, but that he doesn't really exist.

"I first began to suspect a hoax when I did some research and couldn't come up with any evidence before that Obama existed before 2000. He just seemed to come out of nowhere," Pickford said, "Sure there is a phony bio, but when I looked at Harvard's original records in Cambridge, Massachusetts, there never was anyone named Obama that attended the university. Of course, Obama's birth certificate is also a fake. In Honolulu, when I visited Hawaii's Vital Records Department, they had no record of Obama's original birth certificate.

"Have you noticed how perfect Obama is?," Pickford writes, "He is a perfect specimen of health and when he speaks, it's perfect. If it's too good to be true, it usually is. I have absolute proof that Barak Obama is nothing more than a series of robots, holograms, and projections. The creators of this hoax are so brazen that they have played an obvious joke. Barak Hussein Obama's initials, BHO stands for the famous Latin phrase Barus Humanus Obliterus, which means 'no humans here.'"

Pickford, who spent months on researching his book says the real president is still Dick Cheney. In fact, Cheney has been president since 1980, long before his first heart attack. "The image that Obama portrays is one of change, but has he ordered an investigation into the illegal torture perpetrated by the Bush-Cheney administration, or pushed for real energy or health care reform or support for gay rights? New boss, same as the old boss." Pickering claims that the world is ruled by a secret society called the Illumicrucians, who are led by Cheney, the Rothschilds and Elvis Presley who is alive and living under everybody's nose in Las Vegas. "People think he's just another Elvis impersonator."

The book asserts that Michael Jackson was actually murdered because he knew Obama was a fake. "There was no way I could imagine Barack as an eight year old," Jackson supposedly said the night before he died, "Obama must have been created out of smoke and the man in the mirror." Pickford also claims Ed McMahon was killed because he was about to reveal that something strange happened when he arrived at the house of the 1994 winner of the Publisher's Clearing House contest. "When I rang the doorbell, no one answered," McMahon wrote in a secret journal obtained by Pickford, "When I peeked in the window, I saw a series of video cameras, projectors and a half built African American robot. The winner that year had a very strange name I'll never forget. It was Barak Hussein Obama."

Look Who's Coming to the White House goes on sale at Barnes and Noble and Amazon.com this Friday.


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