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Thursday, July 16, 2009

CHENEY DISGUSTED WITH SOTOMAYOR HEARING: WHERE'S THE ENHANCED INTERROGATION?
by R J Shulman
BUNKER BUTTE, Wyoming (PTSD News) Former Vice President Dick Cheney said he can't believe the softball questions that GOP senators are lofting at Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor. "You'd think the GOP wouldn't have forgotten what has worked for the last eight years," Cheney said, "here we are three days into the hearing and not one waterboard in sight."

Cheney lamented that he was not in charge of the questioning. "I would have had her singing like Gloria Estefan at the Grammys, spilling all of the anti-American decisions she would be supporting as a Supreme Court Justice. I wonder how wise that Latina would get toward me while I was turning up the juice."

"We've lost our moral compass," Cheney concluded, "when we don't have the courage to go to the dark side to protect America from activist judges."

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