HANNITY: CLINTON KILLED MICHAEL JACKSON

by R J Shulman

NEW YORK - (PTSD News) - Fox's Sean Hannity claims he has proof that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton killed pop star Michael Jackson. "Jackson was about to go out on tour and was going to expose that the Clintons killed Vince Foster," Hannity said. Deputy White House Counsel Vince Foster supposedly committed suicide on July 20, 1993 and has been the subject of countless conspiracy theories linking his death to the Clintons.

Hannity claims that he obtained some reworked lyrics to Jackson, Bille Jean in which Jackson would sing "Hillary is not my lover, but she is the one, the one who killed Mr. Foster's son." "She had to kill him," Hannity said. "So she cooked up a phoney elbow injury and snuck out of the hospital, shows up at Michael Jackson's house and whacks him in the chest with the fake broken elbow, knowing he has a bad heart and becomes the Thriller Killer."

Hannity is calling for a Congressional investigation to impeach Hillary for first degree murder. Clinton denies she was in California and said, "Sean Hannity has elbowed his way into the limelight with his fellow right wing conspirators and I am not going to let my elbow further his entertainment career."

"I think Hannity's Hillary theory is hilarous," said Democratic political consultant Paul Begala, "the only person who benefited here was South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, whose tangled tango of a tale of an Argentinian angst-ridden affair was bumped off the newswire by the Jackson story.

Hannity said he is going to show that Hillary is responsible for Farrah Fawcett's death, as well as the unrest in Iran. "That woman has had her elbow in just about everything bad," Hannity said.

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