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Saturday, June 13, 2009

CONSERVATIVE TALKERS:THOSE LIARS WHO SAY WE PROMOTE VIOLENCE SHOULD BE SHOT

by R J Shulman

NEW YORK - (PTSD News) - In the wake of the killing of Dr. Tiller and Stepehn Johns, the Holocaust security guard, both shot by right right extremists, right wing talk radio has been taking the heat to tone down its incendiary rhetoric. Now, conservtive hosts are fighting back.

"It would be just like those Commie Islamofascist terrorist loving liberals to stoop so low as to start calling us conservatives names, like hate mongers," said Sean Hannity, "in every war there is some collateral damage, like Tiller and Johns, and we are in a war, my friends, a ratings war." "What about all the hate speech against Rush Limbaugh in the liberal media where they actually accuse Rush of saying things that are untrue. Now that's hate speech," said Rush wanna be talker Mike Gallagher.

"I don't know why all those Jews are upset about the Holocaust Museum shooting," said Bill O'Reilly, "that dead black guard was not even Jewish." "Just because I call liberals fascist Muslim loving communist traitor dogs who don't deserve to live and that we need a few good heroes to step up and use their Second Amendment rights to eliminate these filthy Anti-American pigs doesn't mean I am inciting violence," said Glenn Beck.

Those English vermin had the audacity to put me on a terrorist list," said Michael Weiner, better known to his fans as Michael Savage. "Those Ango-pigs are the real inciters of violence as now I will have to get my listeners of the Savage Nation to kill and destroy everything English from cars painted British racing green to English muffins."

"Those liverals stated all this hate mongering," said Rush Limbaugh, "when they called George W. Bush a stupid war monger who ruined our economy by getting us entangled in a useless war. Just how wrong can the 80% of Americans be who believe that crap?"

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