BUSH BASHES OBAMA:HOW CAN HE GO TO MIDDLE EAST AND NOT MAKE AT LEAST ONE THREAT?

by R J Shulman

CRAWFORD, Texas - (PTSD News) - Former President George W. Bush said he was "shock and awed that a US president would go to those terrorist countries and not say something like 'wanted dead or alive,' 'we will smoke you out' or at least, 'onward Christian soldier." Bush who has kept a low profile since leaving office said he could no longer keep his silence because "the saber-rattler-in-chief went into battle without his saber."

Bush also expressed surprise at Obama's strange behavior when he visited Germany. "How ignoramous of him when he met with fuhrer Angela Mackerel and didn't give her a back rub. This could start Word War II all over again. And worse, he goes to Egypt to see the Pharoah and doesn't say 'let my people go.' Just how are our Jewish friends going to get to Israel where they can make some of that money they are so good at making."

Former Vice President Dick Cheney agreed that Obama's trip was a disaster. "No one was tortured, no one was shot in the face and there was not one new no-bid contracts for Halliburton," Cheney told Fox news. Religous broadcaster Pat Robertson said, "I knew we had elevated a Muslim to our highest office because Obama actually quoted from the Koran to those Muslims and didn't once try to preach to them the true gospel of the bible."

"With all this cow bowing to the terrorists and not getting North Korea to stop Iran from buildicating nuclear weapons," concluded Bush, "it will be many moonshines before Obama can say 'mission accomplished.'"

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