VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY LOOKING FOR COMEBACK AS E3 OPENS
By R J Shulman
LOS ANGELES – (PTSD News) – Step aside guitar hero, move over skateboard maverick, there are some awesome new games in town. This week the video game industry kicks off its biggest event of the year with new hardware and game titles at the Electronic Entertainment Expo, better known as E3 in Los Angeles. This show is where the big guns and gaming giants bust out their newest goodies in hopes of capturing a larger share of the gaming market.

While there has been some interest about “The Beatles: Rock Band,” “Guitar Hero 5,” and “Grand Theft Auto IV,” the real buzz surrounds the following new games:

1. Bonus Betrayal – where you as a Wall Street hero battle the government, bad press, and poor management at your firm as you try and make sure you receive your multi-million dollar bonus.
2. Brink of Bankruptcy – As a celebrity CEO, see how close to the edge you can take your company as you pay yourself outrageous salaries, the key being you must make your company so huge that it becomes too big to fail and qualifies you for a government bailout.
3. Madoff With the Dough – You are superstar financier Bernie Madoff and your job is to raid the back accounts of countless rich suckers, dodging angry mobs, federal goons and evil reporters to make it safely to the Cayman Islands.
4. Rush to Judgment – You get to turn on the golden microphone as flatulent talk show host Rush Limbaugh as you eat, smoke and pill pop your way to lay negative judgment on poor people, women, cripples and the disadvantaged. Score extra points as you trod on the already downtrodden.
5. What Pelosi Knew – Play a super sleuth Fox News Reporter as you uncover what Nancy Pelosi knew about the torture at Guantanamo Bay prison. Higher levels of the game allow you to uncover what she knew about 9-11, the Kennedy assassination, the killing of Jesus, and how that apple tasted when she and Adam took their now famous first bite in the Garden of Eden.
6. Pro-life Killers – Be a mondo-ultra hero as you protect the right to life by blasting your political and philosophical enemies to kingdom come as you try and explain why right to lifers have way more guns that right to choicers.
7. The GOP’s Big Tent – Touted as a game changing event, the latest word is that this game failed to load properly and will be sent back for some re-tooling.

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