GOP HAD TALKING POINTS ON SOTOMAYOR WELL BEFORE HER NOMINATION
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON – (PTSD News) – The Post Times Sun Dispatch has obtained talking points prepared by a group of conservatives to counter Obama Supreme Court nominations. The unsigned document, which was generated by a group of radio talk show hosts, called the Federation of Unified Conservative Talkers or FUCT, was circulated to scores of right-wing talk show hosts months ago, long before Sonia Sotomayor became a household word.

The following is the memo, which contained talking points that have already filled the airwaves on conservative talk shows:

Federation of United Conservative Talkers
Memo
Obama Supreme Court Nominations
If Barack Hussein, Hussein, Hussein, (did I say Hussein?) Obama does not pick a white conservative male for the court (like that commie is going to do that) here are your talking points:
1. No matter who is nominated, you say:
a. The nominee is the most liberal Supreme Court pick in history (do not get confused by any facts), and
b. The nominee is the most activist Supreme Court pick in history (do not get distracted by actually reading any of their decisions) and
c. Commiserate with your listeners that now the most oppressed people in America are now white men
2. If the nominee is a Hispanic woman:
a. All of the above plus,
b. She is not qualified (regardless if she graduated from an ivy league school or served on the bench for a long time)
c. She is the product of affirmative action, (if you need help on this one, Clarence Thomas is available for an interview on the evils of affirmative action)
d. She is a racist
e. She is a sexist
f. She should have been satisfied with a low level position like being a domestic or being a attorney for domestics
g. She probably got into this country illegally.
3. If the nominee is a black man:
a. All of the above, plus
b. Tell your listeners to lock their doors or this justice will make it legal for your wife and daughter to be turned into crack hos.
4. If the nominee is a Muslin:
a. All of the above, plus,
b. Tell your listeners to lock and load
5. If the nominee is a Jew:
a. All of the above, plus
b. Isn’t controlling the banks and the media enough for those Christ killers?
6. If the nominee is openly gay,
a. All of the above, plus
b. Kiss your marriage goodbye.
7. If the nominee is a paraplegic black lesbian,
a. All of the above, plus
b. Hallelujah, the Apocalypse is at hand.

Remember as a tribute to Rush, make sure you say that you want the nominee to fail.

“I knew this memo would come in handy as the Commie predictably pandered to the illegal Spanish vote with Sotomayor,” said talk show host Glenn Beck, “I am sick of all this PC crap that says I can’t call that beaner broad a sexy racist, I mean a racy sexist, heck, you know what I mean.” “What has America come to,” said talk show host Michael Savage, “when you can’t call a spade a spade and Hispanic woman a *****.”

Ryan Watson, an Obama spokesperson said, “it figures that the Federation of Unified Conservative Talkers would be sending out this hate stuff. It proves that no matter who Obama nominates they will get the FUCT treatment.”

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