NEW REPORT: PELOSI ENTIRELY TO BLAME FOR WATERBOARDING
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON – (PTSD News) – A source close to the Bush administration claims in a new report that Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi knew all about waterboarding, yet did nothing to stop it. “She was told in a 2003 CIA briefing that this technique was used on detainee Abu Zubaydah,” the source said, “yet she did not put a halt to it.”


“I had a feeling that waterboarding was not above board,” said former President George W. Bush, “yet the Speaker of the Senate, Nanette Paluka, did not stop me from waterboarding, so her successful failure to endicate my torture makes it all her fault.”

“We need to know exactly when and why Pelosi did not stop Cheney and Bush from waterboarding,” said Fox News’ Neil Cavuto. “Her lack of action demands that we begin impeachment proceedings immediately.” Other top GOP officials such as Joe the Plumber and Miss California, Carrie Prejean are also calling for Pelosi’s removal. This could prove embarrassing for Pelosi as she just put impeachment back on the table.

“We have proof that Pelosi knew that Dick Cheney was about to disclose Valerie Plame’s identity, yet Pelosi did nothing to stop the vice president,” said Sean Hannity. “Even more damning is that Pelosi knew Bush was lying the United States into a phony war in Iraq, yet she didn’t object. That is treason in my book.”

“We can’t let the liberals try and hold Bush and the Republicans accountable for destroying America’s reputation in the world, or for destroying the American economy or for destroying the lives of all the people killed in Iraq when Nancy Pelosi knew all about this stuff and did nothing to prevent it. Her flagrant inaction is enough to make you suck down a whole bottle of oxycontin. Come to think of it, Pelosi is responsible for my drug addiction too.”



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