MISS CALIFORNIA MAY LOSE CROWN FOR POSING BRAINLESS
By R J Shulman

LOS ANGELES – (PTSD News) – A second moronic looking photo of Miss California has appeared after Carrie Prejean had assured pageant officials last week’s dumb shot was the only picture she had appeared in looking like an ignorant fool. The website that had printed the original photograph published a new picture today depicting Prejean looking utterly brainless.

“After the first idiotic photo,” said Ron Neal of the Miss USA pageant, “the fact that an even dumber picture could emerge prompted a closed-door session to discuss whether Miss Prejean breached her contract.” Prejean had kept the photos secret from the pageant, a clear breach of her contract. “I took these when I was 17,” Prejean said through her publicist Melony Ethridge, “you know, when I was young and stupid.”

The new picture shows Prejean posing in pink underwear with a clearly idiotic expression on her face. “I don’t know if we have grounds to take her crown,” said Miss California Pageant director Keith Lewis, “as the picture shows about as much stupidity as the usual Miss California shot.”

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