CHENEY: OBAMA SHOULD BE TORTURED UNTIL HE APPROVES OF TORTURE
By R J Shulman
BUNKER, Wyoming (PTSD News) - Former Vice President Dick Cheney says that for the safety of every American, President Obama should be “interogationally enhanced” until he changes his mind and brings back the much needed torture techniques to the US arsenal in the war against terror. “Sometimes you have to go to the dark side to get someone to make the right decision,” Cheney told Neil Cavuto in Fox. “Of course, I don’t have to travel very far, as I’m already in the dark side.”

“For those of you who think that we don’t get what we want when we use torture,” said former CIA operative John Kiriakou, “just wait until Obama meets my little friend, a 250 volt friend.” “I am confident that Obama will soon be on board,” Kiriakou said, “a waterboard.”

President Obama said that he will not prosecute those that will apply the torture to him but left the door open to prosecute the lawyers who gave the go ahead to use torture.

In a related story, the possible re-instatement of the use of torture has someone cheering besides Dick Cheney. Sandford Corydon, CEO of Acme Waterboards of Waterbury, Connecticut says he may not have to declare bankruptcy and shut down his plant if his government contract is renewed. “No knowing if our company was going to survive has been pure torture.”

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