FOX NEWS: OBAMA VISITS LATIN AMERICA TO HELP COMMUNIST AUTHOR
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK (PTSD News) Fox News is reporting that the main reason President Obama visited our neighbors to the south these past few days was to re-ignite the career of Uruguayan Edwardo Galeano, author of Open Veins of Latin America. “This communist book was an obscure piece of anti-American trash stuck at 60,280 on the best seller list behind Rush Limbaugh’s classics and My Pet Goat,” said Sean Hannity. “Then Obama shakes hands with pinko Hugo Chavez in exchange for the book and it zooms to number 14, even ahead of my book.”

“Obama has traded in the future of America to shamelessly pitch a known subversive’s book that every fair and balanced American knows should be burned from coast to coast,” said Neil Cavuto. “The next think you know he is going to shake Marilyn Chamber’s hand to promote porn stars.” When Cavuto was told Chambers had just died he said, “so Obama will promote movies about the dead porn stars.”

Not everyone is convinced that Obama visited Latin America to promote Galeano’s book. “The real reason Barack Hussein Hussein Hussein Hussein Hussein Hussein Hussein Obama went to Mexico and Latin America,” said conservative commentator Michael Savage, “was to buy drugs and to invite tuberculosis infested criminals down there to become illegal aliens through our porous borders to promote Acorn’s voter recruitment for mentally diseased liberal candidates. And by the way, did I remember to tell you this man’s middle name is Hussein?”

“It’s no surprise the liberal media has missed this entire story,” said Bill O’Reilly, “as they are too busy reading and agreeing with that commie’s book.” “Because Obama has become nothing more than a commie book peddler,” said Governor Rick Perry of Texas, “its time for the Lone Star State to secede.”

When asked about his successor’s trip to Latin America, former President George W. Bush said, “you’ve got to be kidding. I can’t believe that Gelato’s leftist book is outselling My Pet Goat.”

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