GOP NEW BUDGET PROPOSAL: IT’S TIME TO PROVE HOOVER WAS RIGHT
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON (PTSD News) House Republicans unveiled more details about their “alternative” budget today, reflecting the newest strategy of the GOP. “The purpose of this budget is to show that President Hoover was right and FDR was dead wrong,” said House Minority Leader John Boehner. “This budget calls for complete deregulation of everything corporate, total elimination of taxes for the wealthy, outlawing of unions, and the end to all social programs starting with social security. If that commie FDR, who we now know was born in Stalingrad, hadn’t messed with Hoover’s plan, we could have avoided the great depression, been on the right side in WWII and been prosperous from the 50s on forward and not have had to wait until George W. Bush finally got America on the right financial track.”

The new GOP “road way-back to recovery” balances the budget by requiring all families that received welfare to pay it back with credit card like interest, while allowing employers to hire undocumented workers at market wages until either the illegal alien dies or escapes back to their country of origin. It also grants relief for beleaguered financier to help them make their yacht payments.

Another provision, called the Fair Wages Act, makes sure US workers are paid the same as their counterparts in Singapore and Indonesia. “Those hypocritical liberals that glorify the poor downtrodden foreign worker are the very same liberals who refuse to work at those people’s wages,” said Representative Bill Archer of Texas. “This budget will make them put their money where their mouth is, all 18 cents an hour worth.”

“One of the most important aspects of this budget is something that will bring America back to the basic values that created our wealth,” said Representative Bob Inglis of South Carolina, “and that American value is slavery.”

“Rich people have worked hard for their inheritance,” said Robertson Winthrop of the Heritage Foundation. “and this budget rewards them for all their efforts.” The GOP budget cuts may federal programs, such as the Judicial branch. “We don’t need no stinkin’ judges,” said Sonny Callahan of Alabama, “especially no stinkin’ Marxist activist judges.”

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