FOX NEWS CLAIMS OBAMA “PIMPED” MICHELLE TO QUEEN
By R J Shulman
LONDON – (PTSD News) – Fox News claims it has proof that President Obama tried to win favor with the British by selling his wife to Queen Elizabeth. “That disgusting hug between the Queen and Michelle Obama is absolute proof that Barack pimped out his wife to the Queen,” said Sean Hannity. “Obama has no new ideas or economic plans so he tried to cover that up by offering the sexual favors of his wife to a known lesbian queen.”

“This is the first step in the lesbo-fascist take over of the world,” said Bill O’Reilly, “where these man hating feminists want to socialize the world into neutered eunuchs.” “We don’t hate all men,” replied Meg Holcomb of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance, “we just hate Bill O’Reilly.”

“It’s bad enough that Obamarama is a terrorist godless Muslim communist with a Christian preacher who hates America,” said talk show host Michael Savage, “but to sink to the level of pimping out your wife has undoubtedly destroyed the institution of marriage forever.”

The Fox report also rips the Obamas for giving the Queen an iPod saying it was filled with anti-American war songs such as Imagine by John Lennon as well as riot-inciting hip-hip artists such as Beyonce. An Obama spokesperson said that the iPod was filled with Broadway show tunes. “Those show tunes are all part of the gay agenda,” said Laura Ingraham, “as everybody knows queens like to give show tunes to other queens.”

“We need a new American Revolution to remove those despicable characters who have usurped the legitimate authority of George W. Bush,” said Glenn Beck. “They have degraded the office that Bush worked so hard to keep up its integrity.”

“What I want to know is what I will tell my 8 year old daughter when she sees that shameless display of girl-on-girl affection between Michelle Obama and Queen Elizabeth,” said Nan Chalmers of Wichita, Kansas. “Now, I’m afraid to send little Shawna to gym class.”

While there has been some discussion about the physical contact between Queen Elizabeth and Michelle Obama in England, most British people contacted by the Post Times Sun Dispatch seemed to me more concerned with solving problems such as the global economy.

The Fox New report will air tomorrow at 9:00 pm EDT.

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