GEORGE W. BUSH LANDS JOB AS RODEO CLOWN
By R J Shulman
CODY, Wyoming – (PTSD News) – Former President George W. Bush has a new job these days, as a rodeo clown. “He’s a natural,” said famous rodeo clown Flint Rasmussen, “he falls off of things like bikes and horses and he knows more about bull than just about anyone. Besides he has that infection laugh, ‘he-heh’ this and ‘he-heh’ that.”

The former president, who travels the rodeo circuit in a Chevy van he calls “Air Farce One” is pleased with his new vocation. “I never thought I would speechicate this out loud in public, but I am enjoying making kids laugh much morely than I did when I was dropping bombs on them.”

A rodeo clown’s main purpose is to protect the cowboy rider by distracting the bull all the while entertaining the crowd with silly pantomimes and parodies of the cowboy life. The job of rodeo clown, which is one of the most dangerous in show business, was suggested to Bush by former Vice President Cheney. When it was pointed out to Cheney in a recent CCN interview that Cheney had sent the former president into harms way without telling him it was a perilous position, Cheney, said “so?”

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